i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He has the fingertips of a God
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
Randomize
