i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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