I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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