So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Someone signed my nipple.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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