I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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