Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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