You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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