she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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