threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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