His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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