Duck Duck Cougar?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
