Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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