You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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