Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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