Me too!
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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