They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
well you can't waste a boner
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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