David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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