weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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