do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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