and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
