"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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