Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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