How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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