There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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