i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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