Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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