Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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