Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
My breasts were aching with rage.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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