Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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