you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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