I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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