talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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