The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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