I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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