"it" just moved
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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