yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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