Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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