why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Randomize
