somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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