if you like me you must not know who I am
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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