So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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