Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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