talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Let's paint friendship bongs
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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