Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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