I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
This girl is more easily done than said...
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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