ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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