if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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