garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
meet me or not, i'm out of control
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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