just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
high people should be assigned attendants
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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