This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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