i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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