I love having hate sex.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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