Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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