I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
