fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Who put my cat in the fridge?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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